I was an atheist right until i discovered the denomination of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Only then did my life started to mean something and i finally understood the spiritual significance of all the instant ramen noodles i had gulped down as a grad student. i have indeed become a better man because of that. Recently , us faithful have been blessed with a sighting of our dear delicious lord in germany and people have interpreted this as an ominous portent that will be followed in the days to come by shortage of marinara and meatballs. Beware world , for god doesn't like teaching of evolution when noodly design seems infinitely more plausible.
PS: Below is a video of the rare sighting of the TOP ramen. any blasphemous comments will be promptly served with a Fatwa from the lord's religious priests, the chow mein. you don't want to imagine what it is to suffocate on chinese chopsuey!!!!
-shri
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